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		<title>How&#8217;s that pledge to end slavery going, Ashton and Demi?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been more than seven months since Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore (and that chick from &#8220;Legends of the Fall&#8221;) made their pledge to end &#8220;twenty-first century slavery.&#8221; I understand that this is a five-year project, but can they at least give us a status update, perhaps via Twitter?]]></description>
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