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Change: The Onion is making fun of Democrats (kind of)

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And not just Joe Biden

“As evidence to support his argument, Castro pointed to the long history of thirtysomething mayors delivering keynote addresses at national political conventions.”

““Obviously, people are never going to be seized by the exact same patently bullshit sense of destiny they were last time around, but I would like to see this convention have at least a little more of the totally deceptive electricity we saw in Denver.”

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September 4th, 2012 at 7:49 pm

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ONION: Candidate May Have Lied About Heroic Death In Vietnam

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“Folks in Alabama are worried about their jobs and providing for their families, not this junk,” Wilfred campaign spokeswoman Deana Riggs said. “Come November, voters aren’t going to care about who did or didn’t die in this or that war.”

“Chris Wilfred is the man for the job,” Riggs continued. “God rest his soul.”

SEE ALSO: Candidate’s Words on Vietnam Service Differ From History (NY Times).

Written by Moog Rogue

June 14th, 2010 at 8:34 am

ONION: Boston Globe Tailors Print Edition For Three Remaining Subscribers

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We also made the paper smaller. That way it was easier for Michael to read it on the train. Buddy’s not going to be thrilled about it. I know he liked the way the big pages covered his lap while he masturbated at the library’s computers– but we think the new jumble will make up for that.


Boston Globe Tailors Print Edition For Three Remaining Subscribers

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June 9th, 2010 at 12:21 pm

THE ONION: U.S. Government To Save Billions By Cutting Wasteful Senator Program

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As usual, it tilts left, but it’s still pretty clever–

An analysis conducted last week revealed a number of troubling flaws within the long-running, heavily subsidized program, including a lack of consistent oversight, no clear objectives or goals, the persistent hiring of unqualified and selfishly motivated individuals, and a 100 percent redundancy rate among its employees.

Written by Moog Rogue

March 30th, 2010 at 9:38 pm

THE ONION: U.S. Condemned For Pre-Emptive Use Of Hillary Clinton Against Pakistan

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…over a thousand more may have suffered some exposure to her inflexible hair and pseudo-folksy hand gestures.


U.S. Condemned For Pre-Emptive Use Of Hillary Clinton Against Pakistan

THE ONION: White Sufficiency Movement Asserts Whites Right Up There With Other Races

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EVANSVILLE, KY—Members of the Somewhat Aryan Nation, the country’s most outspoken white sufficiency group, held a rally Tuesday night to once again declare that the white race was at least as good as, if not equal to, “a bunch of other pretty decent” races. “We call upon all our white brethren to rise up and show the world that the white race is adequate!” cried Bill Pitzen, the group’s vocal leader, before a raucous crowd of 300 supporters. “Blacks, Jews, Latinos, homosexuals—I don’t need to tell you that our modest race can hang with even the best of them in a number of diverse areas. Evenly distributed white power!” According to Kentucky residents, Tuesday’s rally is the least offensive and controversial since last month’s annual meeting of the North American Man/Woman Love Association

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September 7th, 2009 at 7:26 pm

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‘Kennedy Curse’ Claims Life Of 77-Year-Old Tumor-Riddled Binge-Drinker

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From the Onion.

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August 26th, 2009 at 3:16 pm

From the Onion: Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole?

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August 9th, 2009 at 8:19 pm

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