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		<title>VIDEO: Kennedy Family Olympics</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 00:23:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shittypundit</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[With the news that Robert Kennedy&#8217;s grandson was contemplating a run for the House of Representatives, I began to wonder how the sprawling Kennedy clan goes about selecting their best candidates for public office. Is there some kind of meeting of the elders at their Hyannisport compound? An intra-family &#8220;primary&#8221; campaign for the opportunity to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>With the news that <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/02/27/robert-kennedys-grandson-considering-house-run/?test=latestnews">Robert Kennedy&#8217;s grandson was contemplating a run for the House of Representatives</a>, I began to wonder how the sprawling Kennedy clan goes about selecting their best candidates for public office.</p>
<p>Is there some kind of meeting of the elders at their Hyannisport compound? An intra-family &#8220;primary&#8221; campaign for the opportunity to run?</p>
<p>Then, after some sleuthing around the web, I stumbled upon this remarkable (and rare) video of the Massachusetts political dynasty&#8217;s &#8220;Olympics&#8221;-styled selection process:</p>
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<p>See also: <a href="http://www.missourah.com/2010/02/15/breaking-gonzo-kennedy-will-run-to-replace-patrick-kennedy/">BREAKING: Gonzo Kennedy Will Run To Replace Patrick Kennedy</a></p>
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		<title>&#8220;Uh oh. Pump up the jam.&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 04:34:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Whattapundit</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve got Olympics fever, but it&#8217;s for Lillehammer, 1994 and one magical performance&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>The real reason Chicago didn&#039;t get the 2016 Olympics&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Oct 2009 16:50:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Moog Rogue</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From a friend with inside knowledge: Obama told them everybody would get a medal. H/T Ryan W.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 250px"><img title="http://brightcove.vo.llnwd.net/d5/unsecured/media/44140130/44140130_2966030001_1121dv-obama-olympics-SJ-plus.jpg" src="http://brightcove.vo.llnwd.net/d5/unsecured/media/44140130/44140130_2966030001_1121dv-obama-olympics-SJ-plus.jpg" alt="" width="240" height="180" /><p class="wp-caption-text">In Obama&#39;s America, everybody gets trophies (or medals or whatever).</p></div>
<p>From a friend with inside knowledge:</p>
<blockquote><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Obama told them everybody would get a medal.</span></p></blockquote>
<p>H/T Ryan W.</p>
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		<title>MICHELLE OBAMA: Brand manager for Hopenchange, the perpetual campaign</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 22:48:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Moog Rogue</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From Michelle Obama&#8217;s cringe-inducing address to the International Olympic Committee: And I&#8217;ve brought somebody with me today who knows a little something about change. My husband, the President of the United States &#8212; Barack Obama. (Applause.) Jesus, I thought they had finally jettisoned the smug &#8220;Change&#8221; sloganeering. UPDATE: From J in STL, Maybe somebody should have pointed [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From Michelle Obama&#8217;s cringe-inducing address to the International Olympic Committee:</p>
<blockquote><p>And I&#8217;ve brought somebody with me today who knows <a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2009/10/chicago-olympics-michelle-obama.html">a little something about change</a>. My husband, the President of the United States &#8212; Barack Obama. (Applause.)</p></blockquote>
<p>Jesus, I thought they had finally jettisoned the smug &#8220;Change&#8221; sloganeering.</p>
<p>UPDATE: From <a href="http://way2opinionated.wordpress.com/">J in STL</a>,</p>
<blockquote><p>Maybe somebody should have pointed out to her that the Olympics is all about continuity. Like over two thousand years of continuity. Change wasn’t what they were looking for.</p></blockquote>
<p>More from <a href="http://hotair.com/archives/2009/10/02/limbaugh-on-chicago-who-knew-the-olympic-committee-was-a-bunch-of-racists/">Allahpundit at Hot Air</a> and <a href="http://jammiewearingfool.blogspot.com/2009/10/why-did-chicago-bid-fail-it-was-based.html">JammieWearingFool</a>.</p>
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		<title>When Racism Attacks!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 22:09:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MikeM</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Rio De Janiero: RACIST International Olympic Committee: RACIST To everyone who just denied billions of completely unaccountable dollars to Obama&#8217;s Chicago developer friends:  screw you, baby-hating Nazi-racists!]]></description>
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<p> Rio De Janiero: RACIST</p></div>
<div class="mceTemp">International Olympic Committee: RACIST</div>
<div class="mceTemp">To everyone who just denied billions of completely unaccountable dollars to Obama&#8217;s Chicago developer friends:  screw you, baby-hating Nazi-racists!</div>
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