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Facing Budget Cuts, MSNBC Replaces Keith Olbermann With Talking Point-Reciting Automaton
ObamaBot 2000 wirelessly receives up to the minute Democratic talking points.
After receiving news that majority owner NBC Universal plans to mandate 10% operating budget reductions for 2010, MSNBC has announced their intention to replace “Countdown” host Keith Olbermann with a soulless automaton programmed to recite Democratic Party talking points.
The Wi-Fi-equipped “Obamabot” automaton also contains a voice modulation feature which can mimic a wide range of human voices, from righteous indignation to smug condescension.
MSNBC Associate Vice President of Programming Skip Willoughby remarked,
We don’t think anybody will be able to tell the difference. If anything, Obamabot has more of an independent streak.
