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Comedy Central Preemptively Beheads South Park Creators
The late Matt Stone (left) and Trey Parker
NEW YORK CITY – In an effort to avoid an Islamist backlash to a recent episode of South Park which attempted to depict the Muslim prophet Muhammad, executives at Comedy Central have preemptively beheaded the cartoon’s creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
The specially-forged scimitar used in the beheading was then presented to the American-Islamic Council in an elaborate apology ceremony. Representatives from Comedy Central donned hijabs and dutifully recited passages from the Qur’an.
