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Countbrown with Keith Olbermann

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Have you noticed that Keith Olbermann a) never, ever, has anybody on his show who disagrees with him substantively; and b) nobody on Fox News or talk radio will even mention him by name?

Well, Keith finally encountered somebody who will engage him. It is ordinary people: tea partiers, amateur YouTubers and bloggers.

And so far this is going very, very badly for Keith.

Via Olbermann Watch.

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Written by Moog Rogue

February 24th, 2010 at 3:29 pm

MSNBC Poll Asks Teabaggers What Motivates Them

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What is the primary reason you have become involved in the teabagger movement?

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Written by Shittypundit

February 18th, 2010 at 11:29 am

LA TIMES: Countdown begins for end of Keith Olbermann’s “Countdown”?

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Remember Keith Olbermann?

He was the one-time must-see anti-Bush ranter who helped rescue MSNBC (yes, it’s still on at night) from even worse oblivion years ago.

Well, quietly last month while no one was looking, hardly anyone was watching Keith Olbermann anymore.

We did a deeper dive into Keith’s viewership:

H/T Matthew G.

UPDATE: I screwed up. Not even Keith Olbermann watches Countdown with Keith Olbermann.

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Watch Keith Olbermann and Howard Fineman fumble through their own paranoid imaginations for anything to signal racism.

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The Sultan of Smug and Howard Fineman discuss the implications of a Brown win in the Massachusetts Senate race. Olbermann wants so badly to proclaim racism from the solar-paneled rooftops of his progressive fantasy world, but all that he and Fineman are able to come up with is “pick-up trucks are racist” or something.


Ed Morrissey has more.

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Howard Dean has the best explanation for a Brown victory yet.

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Just listened to Howard Dean on Rachel Maddow’s show. His explanation for a Brown win? Republicans don’t think Obama has delivered enough change.

It’s pretty clear that people are upset by what’s going on in Washington. They don’t like the partisanship, they don’t like the bickering. They don’t I think really see the kind of change they were hoping to get. I had a number of people, Republicans, who had voted for the president the last time around and they are really looking for some real change. I think the American people want real change and they haven’t seen that yet.

Can a statement contain so many contradictions that it actually becomes true?

UPDATE: Victory. The wheels are coming off at MSNBC. I encourage you to watch.

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Written by Moog Rogue

January 19th, 2010 at 8:21 pm

Word of the Day (from dictionary.com)… I stand corrected.

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Word of the Day for Thursday, December 3, 2009

roborant \ROB-uh-ruhnt\, adjective:

1. Strengthening; restoring vigor.

noun:
1. A strengthening medicine; a tonic; a restorative.

I thought it was robo-rant [ROH-BOH-rant], and I thought it described that thing that hosts MSNBC’s Countdown.

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Written by Moog Rogue

December 3rd, 2009 at 7:54 am

There’s still one place where MSNBC stands for something…

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Hardee’s fast food containers.

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Written by Moog Rogue

December 3rd, 2009 at 7:35 am

Facing Budget Cuts, MSNBC Replaces Keith Olbermann With Talking Point-Reciting Automaton

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ObamaBot

ObamaBot 2000 wirelessly receives up to the minute Democratic talking points.

After receiving news that majority owner NBC Universal plans to mandate 10% operating budget reductions for 2010, MSNBC has announced their intention to replace “Countdown” host Keith Olbermann with a soulless automaton programmed to recite Democratic Party talking points.

The Wi-Fi-equipped “Obamabot” automaton also contains a voice modulation feature which can mimic a wide range of human voices, from righteous indignation to smug condescension.

MSNBC Associate Vice President of Programming Skip Willoughby remarked,

We don’t think anybody will be able to tell the difference. If anything, Obamabot has more of an independent streak.

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Written by Ironic Commando

November 25th, 2009 at 2:38 pm