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Michelle Obama Takes “Beating Childhood Obesity” Very Literally

Shittypundit — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 20:20:25 +0000

From The Daily Mail via JammieWearingFool.

THE ONION: Disapproving Michelle Obama To Be Printed On All Fast Food Containers

Moog Rogue — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 16:21:13 +0000

From The Onion, still basically alone in making fun of Obama and company:

MICHELLE OBAMA: Brand manager for Hopenchange, the perpetual campaign

Moog Rogue — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 22:48:27 +0000

From Michelle Obama’s cringe-inducing address to the International Olympic Committee:

And I’ve brought somebody with me today who knows a little something about change. My husband, the President of the United States — Barack Obama. (Applause.)

Jesus, I thought they had finally jettisoned the smug “Change” sloganeering.

UPDATE: From J in STL,

Maybe somebody should have pointed out to her that the Olympics is all about continuity. Like over two thousand years of continuity. Change wasn’t what they were looking for.

MICHELLE OBAMA: Women are "crushed" by health care system

Moog Rogue — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 22:32:11 +0000

Do you think that “crushing” sensation may actually just be the tank track strapped around her torso? Also, how much longer are they going to let Bruno dress her?

Michelle and Bruno both favor the acquarium-algae fleece. NOTE: You are recommended not to stare directly at the fractal pattern on Michelle's "skirt," unless you’re Stephen Wolfram or you actually want your brain to explode.