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THE ONION: Disapproving Michelle Obama To Be Printed On All Fast Food Containers

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From The Onion, still basically alone in making fun of Obama and company:

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Written by Moog Rogue

October 19th, 2009 at 11:21 am

MICHELLE OBAMA: Brand manager for Hopenchange, the perpetual campaign

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From Michelle Obama’s cringe-inducing address to the International Olympic Committee:

And I’ve brought somebody with me today who knows a little something about change. My husband, the President of the United States — Barack Obama. (Applause.)

Jesus, I thought they had finally jettisoned the smug “Change” sloganeering.

UPDATE: From J in STL,

Maybe somebody should have pointed out to her that the Olympics is all about continuity. Like over two thousand years of continuity. Change wasn’t what they were looking for.

More from Allahpundit at Hot Air and JammieWearingFool.

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October 2nd, 2009 at 5:48 pm

MICHELLE OBAMA: Women are "crushed" by health care system

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Do you think that “crushing” sensation may actually just be the tank track strapped around her torso? Also, how much longer are they going to let Bruno dress her?

You are recommended not to stare directly at the fractal pattern on her skirt, unless you’re Stephen Wolfram or you actually want your brain to explode.

Michelle and Bruno both favor the acquarium-algae fleece. NOTE: You are recommended not to stare directly at the fractal pattern on Michelle's "skirt," unless you’re Stephen Wolfram or you actually want your brain to explode.

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Written by Moog Rogue

September 18th, 2009 at 5:32 pm