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Michael Ian Black to caption drawings by idiot child

Moog Rogue — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 21:51:39 +0000

The Daily Caller reports that Michael Ian Black (“The State,” “Wet Hot American Summer”) will co-write a book with the flamboyantly stupid and insecure quasi-celebrity Meghan McCain:

Meghan, the daughter of Ariz. Sen. John McCain, tweeted on Tuesday, “SO EXCITED TO FINALLY ANNOUNCE – I’m writing my next book with a gosh darned Democrat.” The Arizona native also linked to a Publisher’s Weekly story, which confirms that she’s indeed teaming up with Michael Ian Black for a humor book titled, “Stupid for America.”

“Robert Guinsler at Sterling Lord brokered the deal for the unlikely duo, who met each other, hit it off, and then came up with the idea for the book,” Publisher’s Weekly wrote. “The pair will be touring the country this summer, talking to everyday Americans about politics, to find out why, as the publisher put it, the system is ’so f-ed up.’”

Meghan McCain’s Adventures in Hyperbole

Moog Rogue — Thu, 25 Nov 2010 20:28:46 +0000

Meghan McCain hit the thesaurus hard this week trying to fill a column for the Daily Beast on her bête noire Sarah Palin. The result is an exercise in hyperbole so lazy and puerile that it begins to write itself after the first few lines. Prepare to become stupider:

Unless you have been living under a rock, the complete and total media saturation of every single outlet with all things Sarah Palin, all the time, has hit a proverbial fever pitch these past few weeks.

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She is simply everywhere. Her omnipresence and the questions about her future are seeping into any and all conversations even remotely political—and now everything pop cultural, too.

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Sarah Palin has become a societal addiction and the media and our whole culture are constantly looking for our next fix.

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Wanna run for president?… saturate every entity with tweets and Facebook updates on every conceivable subject. I dare anyone in the news to not report on one of her tweets.

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The way she is currently running for president is either sheer genius or ultimate insanity.

Via Jim Treacher.

A hilariously brutal review of Meghan McCain’s cretinous book

Shittypundit — Tue, 14 Sep 2010 17:13:40 +0000

Leon H. Wolf has written a gloriously ehaustive review, but here is one of my favorite excerpts:

It is impossible to read Dirty, Sexy Politics and come away with the impression that you have read anything other than the completely unedited ramblings of an idiot.

Meghan McCain and Claire McCaskill: Separated At Birth?

Whattapundit — Sat, 22 May 2010 02:23:01 +0000

EXCLUSIVE: Missourah.com Reveals The Cover Of Meghan McCain’s New Book

Whattapundit — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 02:47:20 +0000

Meghan McCain’s Columns For Daily Beast Actually Twitter Exchange Between Retarded 12-Year Olds

Shittypundit — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 04:41:13 +0000

OK, that title is a joke. But these actual titles of Meghan McCain columns for Daily Beast are not:

Why I Love Bikers
Yes I Wear Fake Hair
Stop The Fat Jokes!
Don’t Call Me A Slut!
Do Sex Tapes Matter?
Do NOT Elect A Racist
Why I Love Guns
Memo To The GOP: Go Gay
Quit Talking About My Weight, Laura Ingraham

Guest Blogger: Meghan McCain

Ironic Commando — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 15:18:15 +0000

Hello readers, Meghan McCain here. Today I want to write about what it takes for conservatives to be cool. You may ask, why does Meghan McCain know what makes a cool conservative? Well it’s pretty simple arithmetic– because I have four gay friends, three blogs and five episodes of the Daily Show on my iPhone. I am not sure what that totals, but I do know that it’s not zero! I hope you’re taking notes, dino-Republicans ; )

Speaking of old people, I am so sick of Michelle Malkin telling me to shut up. What, is she afraid that a new generation of young, glam conservatives is taking hold of the GOP? Michelle is 14 years older than me. You’ve had your time, grandma– move aside and make way for the Twitter generation!

Speaking of Twitter, do I need to point out that I had registered on Twitter 6 months before Michelle Malkin or Ann Coulter did? And I don’t think Laura Ingraham has even joined yet! What a dinosaur!

In fact, I have already moved way beyond Twitter. I have begun using FlitWit, a new social networking site where you are limited to one alphanumeric character per post. (Anything except the number 0 or the letters I and L, which are disabled because they are so lame. How cool is that!)

Let me do a word count really quick to see how much more I need to write. (The guys from Missourah asked for 400 words.) Thinking is hard! I usually have to stop and take a rest after a few minutes. BBL. (Look that up in urbandictionary, Michelle! : P)

OK, I’m back. I think these guys wanted me to say something about libertariam-nism. Let me hop on Wikipedia real quick and see what that is. Weird. There’s no entry in Wikipedia for libertariam-nism. What, am I supposed to grab an Encyclopedia Britannica like that geriatric Michelle Malkin? LOL. I hate to say it, but if it’s not on Wikipedia, young people don’t care about it.

Word count? 333. Man, I wish I could just FlitWit this. Or just go to some social networking site where I can click thumbs-up or thumbs-down until it generates 400-words of hip commentary.

This is tough! What is up with this minimum word count, anyway? I feel like I’m back at Columbia, writing an essay for my art history degree. Except those were only 300 words, and I got to use pictures!

Yay! I am done. Thanks for reading everybody!

(Editor’s Note: This is satire. Somebody with a pad of paper and colored pencils please try to explain what satire is to Ms. McCain.)

UPDATE: Apparently we were not the first ones to try this. And not surprisingly, Dr. Zero has done a much better job.