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New 2012 Presidential Poll: Obama 40, Magic Eight Ball 38
The Magic Eight Ball displays a practical understanding of the world such as it exists.
WASHINGTON, DC – A new poll conducted by Missourah.com suggests President Barack Obama is far from a shoe-in for reelection in 2012, with the incumbent narrowly defeating the popular Magic Eight Ball device manufactured by toy company Mattel.
Mattel spokesman Skip Willoughby called Magic Eight Ball a “clear and decisive leader” and pointed out that it is mechanically incapable of excessive deliberation.
Magic Eight Ball edged out a fortune cookie, a twelve-sided die and Mike Huckabee for second place.
