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		<title>Internet Fails After Man Googles &#8220;Google,&#8221; Triggering Infinite Loop</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 05:11:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ironic Commando</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Internet was inaccessible for several hours today after a man in Webster Groves, Missouri typed the string &#8220;Google&#8221; into the popular Google search engine, triggering a circular reference (or &#8220;infinite loop&#8221;). The infinitely looping search sequence consumed much of the Internet&#8217;s bandwidth until a team of Google engineers was able to stop it early [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Internet was inaccessible for several hours today after a man in Webster Groves, Missouri typed the string &#8220;Google&#8221; into the popular Google search engine, triggering a circular reference (or &#8220;infinite loop&#8221;).</p>
<p>The infinitely looping search sequence consumed much of the Internet&#8217;s bandwidth until a team of Google engineers was able to stop it early this afternoon by replacing the proprietary Google search algorithm with a list of abandoned websites known as &#8220;Yahoo.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>U.S. Government Trapped in Infinite Loop: Stimulus Money Used to Fund Research on How to Raise Taxes</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:38:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Moog Rogue</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Via JammieWearingFool: There&#8217;s more proof that the administration is high on soda taxes as a way to curb obesity and fund healthcare reform. Two pro-free-market groups have discovered a $1 million stimulus grant to the University of Illinois to fund a study of the relationship between fat taxes and food consumption, diet quality, and obesity. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Via JammieWearingFool:</p>
<blockquote><p>There&#8217;s more proof that the administration is high on soda taxes as a way to curb obesity and fund healthcare reform. Two pro-free-market groups have discovered a $1 million stimulus grant to the University of Illinois to fund a study of the relationship between fat taxes and food consumption, diet quality, and obesity. <a href="http://jammiewearingfool.blogspot.com/2009/11/it-figures-stumulus-money-used-to-fund.html">Of concern is that the study results might be preordained</a>.</p></blockquote>
<p>A self-replicating, rapacious monster. I wonder if it will turn the world into <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grey_goo">grey goo</a>.</p>
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