Forget Huntington’s “Clash of Civilizations”– the great conflict of our time is the undead vs. depository institutions…

Via The Daily What on Tumbr:

Vampire Vendetta of the Day: Patrick Rodgers — your average, everyday Philadelphian vampire — visits Fox & Friends to discuss how an old, obscure loophole he was able to find because he’s immortal allowed him to turn the tables on his bank and threaten their local branch with foreclosure.

Also: LOL epitaph. You’re immortal!

Now we've got both Tom Hagen and Sonny Corleone on our team.

Veteran actor James Caan let people in on a little secret last week. After 46 successful years among Hollywood’s most outspoken liberal stars, he’s speaking up about breaking the mold.

“I’m an ultra conservative,” he said at Moet & Chandon’s 6th Annual Hollyshorts Film Festival Opening Night Celebration in Los Angeles.

“I’m not a G** damn Hollywood liberal, I’m not,” he said, adding he only watches Fox News.

Via Hot Air.

This is pretty funny, and a good example of how Fox News can be just as embarrassing to conservatives as the Republican party. Now if only they’d hold MSNBC to the same standard…

Via Ed Morrissey at Hot Air.

Part 1: Obama, Economy, Afghanistan

Part 2: Healthcare, Glenn Beck, Drug Rehab

Part 3: NFL, Joe Biden, Sarah Palin, GOP

H/T Mike B.

From Hope n’ Change.

The Sultan of Smug is giddy to hear that Rahm Emanuel and David Axelrod agree with him that Fox News is “not a news organization.” However, about 3 minutes later, he plays a clip from Fox News of Arlen Specter criticizing the GOP.

Hey Keithers, why do you rely on reporting from those non-journalists at that non-news organization to support your condemnation of the Republican party? If Fox News is such a shitty organization, why don’t you go out and get your own scoops?– or better yet, interview a single person who disagrees with you.