Meghan McCain hit the thesaurus hard this week trying to fill a column for the Daily Beast on her bête noire Sarah Palin. The result is an exercise in hyperbole so lazy and puerile that it begins to write itself after the first few lines. Prepare to become stupider:

Unless you have been living under a rock, the complete and total media saturation of every single outlet with all things Sarah Palin, all the time, has hit a proverbial fever pitch these past few weeks.

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She is simply everywhere. Her omnipresence and the questions about her future are seeping into any and all conversations even remotely political—and now everything pop cultural, too.

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Sarah Palin has become a societal addiction and the media and our whole culture are constantly looking for our next fix.

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Wanna run for president?… saturate every entity with tweets and Facebook updates on every conceivable subject. I dare anyone in the news to not report on one of her tweets.

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The way she is currently running for president is either sheer genius or ultimate insanity.

Via Jim Treacher.

SEE ALSO:
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Guest Blogger: Meghan McCain

OK, that title is a joke. But these actual titles of Meghan McCain columns for Daily Beast are not:

• Why I Love Bikers
• Yes I Wear Fake Hair
• Stop The Fat Jokes!
• Don’t Call Me A Slut!
• Do Sex Tapes Matter?
• Do NOT Elect A Racist
• Why I Love Guns
• Memo To The GOP: Go Gay
• Quit Talking About My Weight, Laura Ingraham

See also: Guest Blogger: Meghan McCain.