PALO ALTO – Vice President Al Gore has founded a new company through venture capital firm Kleiner Perkins (of which he is a partner) that develops, manufactures and markets scientific consensus to an unwitting public eager to accept credible-sounding theories from impressive-sounding organizations.

The new firm is named Consensa and it is expected initially to focus on climate and earth science, the field in which Gore has become an outspoken global advocate. However, Gore has suggested that the company may branch out into other areas including industrial policy, population control and nutrition.

Consensa counts among its early successes the manufactured consensus that polar bears experience a higher plane of consciousness than humans.

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