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Desperately Seeking Tony Award Winners With Ideas To Stop Spill

Moog Rogue — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 19:53:21 +0000

We’ve already heard from the Oscar winners– Kevin Costner, James Cameron, Robert Redford… Hell, we’ve even heard from a Grammy Award winner– it’s time for some of Broadway’s finest to chime in!

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GAWKER: Why Celebrity Op-Eds Suck

Moog Rogue — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 15:58:34 +0000

Pretty much anything Bono or Sean Penn write is a festival of crap that would never be tolerated from another contributor. Even James Franco sounds like a moron in today’s Wall Street Journal.

Festival of crap. Heh.

ALLAHPUNDIT on Roman Polanski's next film

Moog Rogue — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 16:21:17 +0000

Word on the street: Polanski’s next film is so good, Europe’s going to let him bang an eight-year-old.
It’s THAT GOOD.

Via Allahpundit on Twitter.

PSA – Listen to Overpaid Celebrities

Moog Rogue — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 12:45:01 +0000

A spoof on Will Ferrell’s healthcare PSA from FunnyOrDie.com. Funny that these nobodies were able to produce something much more clever and nuanced than exorbitantly overpaid professional make-believers.

Will Ferrell still hard at work finding ways to alienate and bore people who used to think he was funny

Moog Rogue — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 19:44:12 +0000

There is plenty of leftist political satire that I can begrudgingly enjoy, but I was pretty surprised at how not-funny this mock “Protect Insurance Companies” PSA ad is:

Protect Insurance Companies PSA from Will Ferrell

Being a big fan of “The State” and “Freaks and Geeks,” it took me a little longer to hate this video than say, the latest release from those vapid celebrities in the Film Actors Guild:

UPDATE: More from Hot Air:

No one who pocketed $20 million for any movie, let alone Bewitched and Talladega Nights, has any room to talk about overpaid execs.

SUSAN SARANDON: A woman of unbridled bravery of the highest order

Moog Rogue — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 01:03:08 +0000

Susan Sarandon has announced that it’s time to get out of Afghanistan in a column titled “Speak Your Truth, Even If Your Voice Shakes.” The article does not underestimate the boldness of such a statement, nor the considerable risk it poses to incite the wrath of the pro-war Hollywood elites.

With the kind of wisdom that can only be acquired by pretending to be other people in movies like “Step Mom” and “The Banger Sisters,” Sarandon has, at long last, laid out a clear and honorable path for our country.

Courage– thy name is Susan Sarandon!

Lt. Topper Harley requests meeting with Obama over 9/11 cover-up

Whattapundit — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 21:08:53 +0000

I’m glad we’ve got our best man on the case.

I was going to suggest such a meeting would be beneath the office of the President, but didn’t Obama invite somebody from terminally pre-revenue Twitter to advise him on economic policy?

Interesting that Lt. Harley has been silent on the war in Iraq, given his own history in the region:

UPDATE: Greg Gutfeld has more on Topper.

But look, I love Sheen simply being Sheen. He is a man unencumbered by self-awareness. Think about it: The world’s most famous clueless druggie, gambling-addicted whore-banger thinks he’s uncovered a conspiracy – and we should all believe him.

How cute is that?

Film Actors Guild releases “I Pledge” video

Whattapundit — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 04:07:38 +0000

The influential Film Actors Guild has released the following video to pledge their support for President Obama and his progressive agenda.

How’s that pledge to end slavery going, Ashton and Demi?

Shittypundit — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 00:36:12 +0000

It’s been more than seven months since Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore (and that chick from “Legends of the Fall”) made their pledge to end “twenty-first century slavery.” I understand that this is a five-year project, but can they at least give us a status update, perhaps via Twitter?

Sean Penn, Exhausted From Make-Believe, Will Take “Couple of Years Off”

Shittypundit — Mon, 23 May 2005 23:13:00 +0000

IMDB reports that Sean Penn is suffering from “severe exhaustion” after the filming of his latest film, “All the King’s Men.” Penn remarked,

“The first week back, you want to make up for all the time you spent away from the kids – mistake. You have to pretend you’re still away except you’re not, so you just sleep and they come to see you, otherwise you’re ill. This one [All The King's Men] has been extremely rough. I’m pretty burnt out and I’m going to have a couple of years off at least now.”

This statement is nearly incoherent, but I think he’s saying he’s really wiped out from reading aloud words written by other people.

In the movie Penn plays a governor. Sadly, since pretending to be a politician has proven so cripplingly exhausting for the guy, actually being a politician must be just plain prohibitive. Those of us pining for Jeff Spicoli to launch a Senate campaign will likely be disappointed.

You have to sympathize with Sean Penn, however. Make-Believe is a taxing endeavor. In fact, the last time I played charades, I had to take a 2-week sick leave from work. And when I played Captain Hook in a 5th grade production of “Treasure Island,” I quite rightfully demanded an extended, excused absence from school.

What a treasure. I tremble to think—what would we do if we didn’t have Sean Penn to tell us how evil America is? What if we didn’t have people so wealthy and out of touch—so wholly without a terrestrial frame of reference—telling us that our values are fraudulent and wrong?