A clip-art gag inspired by our president’s clip-art worldview:

Obama claims ATMs and kiosks at airports have eliminated some jobs.

“If you see it when you go to a bank you use the ATM, you don’t go to a bank teller. Or you go to the airport and you use a kiosk instead of checking in at the gate,” he said.

Hey, it’s not nearly as bad as everybody’s saying–

But when will he answer for the eerily prophetic background pattern? Truthers and Birthers unite!

He invited both parties to a conference at the White House but the talks broke down around hour six when a frustrated Mitch McConnell said, “Oh my God, just do whatever,” and left the room.

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Could that man at the end of the table possibly look any more bored, detached, and morose? (Via the White House Flickr Feed.)

UPDATE (Whattapundit): This seemed inevitable–

UPDATE #2: H/T Greg S.

Speaking of demonic photos…

Obama via the White House Flickr Feed. Nosferatu via the otherworldly horrors of German Expressionism.

Here are some more silly photos from the White House Flickr Feed that we made jokes about.

From fuck yeah dementia! via Funny Or Die (Tumblr).