But when will he answer for the eerily prophetic background pattern? Truthers and Birthers unite!

He invited both parties to a conference at the White House but the talks broke down around hour six when a frustrated Mitch McConnell said, “Oh my God, just do whatever,” and left the room.

Obama Outlines Moral, Philosophical Justifications For Turkey Pardon

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Could that man at the end of the table possibly look any more bored, detached, and morose? (Via the White House Flickr Feed.)

UPDATE (Whattapundit): This seemed inevitable–

UPDATE #2: H/T Greg S.

Speaking of demonic photos…

Obama via the White House Flickr Feed. Nosferatu via the otherworldly horrors of German Expressionism.

Here are some more silly photos from the White House Flickr Feed that we made jokes about.

From fuck yeah dementia! via Funny Or Die (Tumblr).

JammieWearingFool discovered this onesy for sale at the Democrats’ new Interwebz:

That’s adorable. Who doesn’t love babies– especially babies with the misfortune to be born to activist Democrats that project their politics onto unwitting infants?

(I couldn’t help thinking of a version that is much more appropriate at the moment.)

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Via Instapundit.

Via the White House Flickr feed.