I will give him one point:

Telling the troops you’e sending to war you’re going to nickle-and-dime them in order to reduce the outsized deficits you’re creating back home?

That truly is, as Robert Gibbs promised us, unprecedented.

Smoke rises from an explosion in central Kabul, where no American jobs are presently being saved or created.

Today the White House announced, unexpectedly, that they have extended an invitation to all Taliban insurgents to move from the urban battlefields of Afghanistan to the foreclosed suburban development of Hillcrest Estates in southern Illinois.

In a joint announcement with President Barack Obama and Defense Secretary Robert Gates, Attorney General Eric Holder remarked on the shift in the administration’s war strategy.

Moving these Taliban combatants– every last one of them– to American soil will give us a unique opportunity to demonstrate our commitment to the rule of law.

What do we have to hide from? Let’s show the world that the American courts, and our law enforcement community, can handle– fairly, and consistent with our principles– whatever these guys might throw at us. Or attach to their bodies and detonate, as it were.

A beaming Sen. Dick Durbin (D-IL) enumerated the job creation opportunities for his home state.

Whether it’s dull blades, suicide vests, Soviet-era artillery, the products and services needed to support this new insurgent population in our state will generate much-needed jobs.

Because the new development will be located in the notoriously litigious Madison County, it is also expected to be a boon for trial attorneys specializing in claims of religious and racial discrimination.

Susan Sarandon has announced that it’s time to get out of Afghanistan in a column titled “Speak Your Truth, Even If Your Voice Shakes.” The article does not underestimate the boldness of such a statement, nor the considerable risk it poses to incite the wrath of the pro-war Hollywood elites.

With the kind of wisdom that can only be acquired by pretending to be other people in movies like “Step Mom” and “The Banger Sisters,” Sarandon has, at long last, laid out a clear and honorable path for our country.

Courage– thy name is Susan Sarandon!