Archive for the ‘MSNBC – Mainstream News Bellowed Comically’ Category
Watch Keith Olbermann and Howard Fineman fumble through their own paranoid imaginations for anything to signal racism.
The Sultan of Smug and Howard Fineman discuss the implications of a Brown win in the Massachusetts Senate race. Olbermann wants so badly to proclaim racism from the solar-paneled rooftops of his progressive fantasy world, but all that he and Fineman are able to come up with is “pick-up trucks are racist” or something.
Ed Morrissey has more.
Howard Dean has the best explanation for a Brown victory yet.
Just listened to Howard Dean on Rachel Maddow’s show. His explanation for a Brown win? Republicans don’t think Obama has delivered enough change.
It’s pretty clear that people are upset by what’s going on in Washington. They don’t like the partisanship, they don’t like the bickering. They don’t I think really see the kind of change they were hoping to get. I had a number of people, Republicans, who had voted for the president the last time around and they are really looking for some real change. I think the American people want real change and they haven’t seen that yet.
Can a statement contain so many contradictions that it actually becomes true?
UPDATE: Victory. The wheels are coming off at MSNBC. I encourage you to watch.
Red Eye Robot Theater: Media Matters for America
Looks like Greg Gutfeld discovered Xtranormal (mostly free online animation studio):
Make sure to watch Missourah’s Countdown with Keith Olbermann (also produced with Xtranormal):
Bill Whittle demolishes Chris Matthews, Michael Moore and– most savagely– Keith Olbermann
Bill Whittle praises President Obama’s long-awaited decision to send more troops to Afghanistan in the face of opposition from left-wing media stars such as Chris Matthews, Michael Moore, and Keith Olbermann. (Afterburner with Bill Whittle)
http://www.pjtv.com/v/2784. (PJTV still won’t let you embed videos.)
Word of the Day (from dictionary.com)… I stand corrected.
Word of the Day for Thursday, December 3, 2009
roborant \ROB-uh-ruhnt\, adjective:
1. Strengthening; restoring vigor.
noun:
1. A strengthening medicine; a tonic; a restorative.
I thought it was robo-rant [ROH-BOH-rant], and I thought it described that thing that hosts MSNBC’s Countdown.
There’s still one place where MSNBC stands for something…
Facing Budget Cuts, MSNBC Replaces Keith Olbermann With Talking Point-Reciting Automaton

ObamaBot 2000 wirelessly receives up to the minute Democratic talking points.
After receiving news that majority owner NBC Universal plans to mandate 10% operating budget reductions for 2010, MSNBC has announced their intention to replace “Countdown” host Keith Olbermann with a soulless automaton programmed to recite Democratic Party talking points.
The Wi-Fi-equipped “Obamabot” automaton also contains a voice modulation feature which can mimic a wide range of human voices, from righteous indignation to smug condescension.
MSNBC Associate Vice President of Programming Skip Willoughby remarked,
We don’t think anybody will be able to tell the difference. If anything, Obamabot has more of an independent streak.


