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CONFIRMED: Everybody Hates Keith Olbermann

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The Daily Caller reports that members of the left-wing discussion group Journolist think Keith Olbermann is a “predictable,” “unfunny,” “misogynistic,” “pompous,” “shtiky and rude blowhard.”

Several of the Journolist contributors were especially put off by Olbermann’s bizarrely, gratuitously vicious assault on Carrie Prejean, the Miss USA contestant who said she believed marriage should be between a man and a woman. (A position shared by such right-wing crypto-fascists as president Barack Obama.) Michael O’Hare, a professor at the University of California, Berkeley, wrote,

Odd when a reasonable person’s internal alarm doesn’t go off in a situation like that– “I’m going to ridicule a girl who’s obviously at her personal limits just trying to look conventionally pretty on national TV? What does that make me?”

But perhaps most damningly, Michael Cohen from the New America Foundation said of Olbermann,

At least [Fox News’s Sean] Hannity and [Bill] O’Reilly engage with the other side (if mainly just to yell at them). Olbermann is just an echo chamber.

Keithers must be devastated. If MSNBC can’t find anybody to go on suicide watch because everybody hates him, maybe they can install one of those baby monitors near his bathtub, where a bawling Olbermann is certain to be nestled for the next several weeks.

Oh yeah– as if to compound his misery, now everybody also knows Keith Olbermann was not invited to participate in Journolist. Hundreds of members– journalists, professors, the liberal intellectual elite– and no room for the lockstep ideological cohort who hosts a nightly, primetime show on a major cable news network? (Olbermann must feel betrayed by Journolist contributor and frequent guest on “Countdown With Keith Olbermann,” Chris Hayes.)

Worst. Listserv. In The World!

UPDATE: Ed Morrissey has more.

Written by Moog Rogue

July 23rd, 2010 at 8:24 am


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Rachel Maddow strikes again.  Even if MSNBC’s viewership dropped to three people plus Rachel Maddow’s DVR’ing of herself, it would still bother me that anyone spouts this racially divisive garbage.

The crux of her argument is that conservative politicians (and of course now Fox News) create a fear of minorities among stupid, racist white people who are evidently so prevalent in this country as to create a powerful political base.  She asserts that this group of stupid white racists have been tricked into believing that civil rights are a zero sum equation, and that whites lose civil rights when equal treatment is given to minorities.

Of course she does not seem to grasp the irony of her argument.  “You must hate and fear the conservative racists who are using the politics of hatred and fear to manipulate the people!”.  Right.  In any case this glimpse into the dark abyss of racial propaganda is arguably worth watching for educational purposes.

Written by MikeM

July 22nd, 2010 at 3:17 pm


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This retarded tautology neatly encapsulates MSNBC’s incapacity for critical thinking (or even self-awareness):

From Newsbusters, via Ace of Spades.

Written by Shittypundit

April 27th, 2010 at 3:42 pm

Study: Brain saves energy by predicting what it will see

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Researchers have discovered that the brain saves energy by predicting what it is likely to see. According to scientists in the Department of Psychology at the University of Glasgow in collaboration with the Max-Planck Institute for Brain Research, Frankfurt, Germany, the visual cortex does not simply react to visual stimuli but proactively predicts what it is likely to see in any given context – for example, within familiar environments such as your house or office.

And once we hear about a study that concludes the brain hears what it wants to hear, we”ll have a complete explanation for the alternate reality experienced by MSNBC’s David Shuster.

Written by Moog Rogue

March 25th, 2010 at 2:16 pm

Countbrown with Keith Olbermann

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Have you noticed that Keith Olbermann a) never, ever, has anybody on his show who disagrees with him substantively; and b) nobody on Fox News or talk radio will even mention him by name?

Well, Keith finally encountered somebody who will engage him. It is ordinary people: tea partiers, amateur YouTubers and bloggers.

And so far this is going very, very badly for Keith.

Via Olbermann Watch.

Written by Moog Rogue

February 24th, 2010 at 3:29 pm

MSNBC Poll Asks Teabaggers What Motivates Them

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Sorry, there are no polls available at the moment.

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February 18th, 2010 at 11:29 am

GOP Devastated As Straw Men, Racists Defect To Form Third Party

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Coeur d’Alene, Idaho – Republican leaders from around the country are expressing anxiety about their electoral future in the wake of an announcement by straw men and racists that they will form a third party.

The new movement draws its membership both from angry right-wing extremists who were in recent days bravely and astutely exposed by MSNBC anchor Keith Olbermann to be racists as well as the straw men who have waged an almost daily battle with the White House over President Obama’s progressive agenda.

After an unsuccessful meeting here to attempt to dissuade these key voting blocs from defecting the GOP, a visibly upset House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-Ohio) remarked,

Look, we thought we were going to be able to channel all the irrational anger and racial hatred of the extreme right-wing with the perplexing arguments of the imaginary right-wing to achieve a Republican takeover of Congress this November. That’s looking like a long-shot now that two of the pillars of our party have seen fit to abandon us. Frankly, we are just going to have to rally the base we still have– whether it’s the Nazis, the torture-lovers or the abortion doctor assassins– we need their support now more than ever.

Written by Ironic Commando

February 16th, 2010 at 9:15 pm

LA TIMES: Countdown begins for end of Keith Olbermann’s “Countdown”?

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Remember Keith Olbermann?

He was the one-time must-see anti-Bush ranter who helped rescue MSNBC (yes, it’s still on at night) from even worse oblivion years ago.

Well, quietly last month while no one was looking, hardly anyone was watching Keith Olbermann anymore.

We did a deeper dive into Keith’s viewership:

H/T Matthew G.

UPDATE: I screwed up. Not even Keith Olbermann watches Countdown with Keith Olbermann.