P.S. I know karate originates from Japan. It’s still kind of funny.

Photos via here and here.

UPDATE: Jim Treacher announces a caption contest.

The White House Flickr feed delivers once again with a bizarre photo that begs to be Photoshopped:

Commence mockery:

Leave a comment if you’ve got an idea.

See more funny Photoshopped White House Flickr photos here. (That was awfully alliterative.)

I had a random, vague recollection of Serj Tankian making very silly faces in the music video for “Empty Walls.” (Tankian was the lead vocalist for the hyper-leftist, largely unlistenable nu metal band System of a Down.) I searched for the video on YouTube and was delighted to discover that Serj is hawking my favorite sandwich spread:

Serj wants you to know that he thinks you are a conformist zombie. And also that Kraft Mayo with olive oil now has cracked pepper!

I never made it to Serj’s silly faces because I couldn’t help wondering whether the Marxist revolutionaries of Rage Against The Machine had anything else to sell me…

Turns out they had at least 4 things to sell me.

"Never Neutral"? I guess that kind of works...