Forget Huntington’s “Clash of Civilizations”– the great conflict of our time is the undead vs. depository institutions…
Via The Daily What on Tumbr:
Vampire Vendetta of the Day: Patrick Rodgers â€” your average, everyday Philadelphian vampire â€” visits Fox & Friends to discuss how an old, obscure loophole he was able to find because heâ€™s immortal allowed him to turn the tables on his bank and threaten their local branch with foreclosure.
Also: LOL epitaph. Youâ€™re immortal!