Forget Huntington’s “Clash of Civilizations”– the great conflict of our time is the undead vs. depository institutions…

Via The Daily What on Tumbr:

Vampire Vendetta of the Day: Patrick Rodgers — your average, everyday Philadelphian vampire — visits Fox & Friends to discuss how an old, obscure loophole he was able to find because he’s immortal allowed him to turn the tables on his bank and threaten their local branch with foreclosure.

Also: LOL epitaph. You’re immortal!