THE ONION: Obama Outlines Moral, Philosophical Justifications For Turkey Pardon
He invited both parties to a conference at the White House but the talks broke down around hour six when a frustrated Mitch McConnell said, “Oh my God, just do whatever,” and left the room.
Obama Outlines Moral, Philosophical Justifications For Turkey Pardon
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