ONION: Candidate May Have Lied About Heroic Death In Vietnam
“Folks in Alabama are worried about their jobs and providing for their families, not this junk,” Wilfred campaign spokeswoman Deana Riggs said. “Come November, voters aren’t going to care about who did or didn’t die in this or that war.”
“Chris Wilfred is the man for the job,” Riggs continued. “God rest his soul.”
SEE ALSO: Candidate’s Words on Vietnam Service Differ From History (NY Times).
