THE ONION: U.S. Government To Save Billions By Cutting Wasteful Senator Program
As usual, it tilts left, but it’s still pretty clever–
An analysis conducted last week revealed a number of troubling flaws within the long-running, heavily subsidized program, including a lack of consistent oversight, no clear objectives or goals, the persistent hiring of unqualified and selfishly motivated individuals, and a 100 percent redundancy rate among its employees.
