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New Apple “iPad” Helps Technology Fans Stay Dry During Apple Device Launches

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SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Apple, Inc. CEO Steve Jobs announced today the launch of the hotly-anticipated “iPad.” The device, which resembles a diaper or sanitary pad, helps technology enthusiasts avoid soiling themselves with excitement during the launch of a new Apple product.

UPDATE: Missourah had the device all wrong. Here’s the commercial–

SEE ALSO: All New Apple Devices Will Be Sold Exclusively To Existing Apple Devices

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Written by Ironic Commando

January 27th, 2010 at 1:24 pm

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  1. [...] January 28, 2010 As if you haven’t heard already, Steve Jobs introduced the latest and greatest from his fantastic company Apple. The Ipad! If you haven’t, here’s an article about it! And here too! [...]

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