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The new business model: government connections

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That's super!

That's super!

Al Gore must be tired of his proletariat hybrid cars.  He needs something fancier, something that proudly announces to the world:  I am an unstoppable douchebag!  Enter the “Karma”, $90,000 luxury green car for the truly discerning eco-elitist.

Fortunately for the Oscar-winning Nobel laureate, connections with the government will get you a big heap of taxpayer money to fund whatever industrial lark you can dream up.  This comes in the form of a $528.7 million dollar loan to Fisker Automotive, a luxury green carmaker funded in part by Kleiner Perkins Caufield and Byers, a firm at which Al Gore is a parter.  Isn’t government money handy when you want to make huge, risky equity investments?

From the Inconvenient Truth website:

Humanity is sitting on a ticking time bomb. If the vast majority of the world’s scientists are right, we have just ten years to avert a major catastrophe that could send our entire planet into a tail-spin of epic destruction involving extreme weather, floods, droughts, epidemics and killer heat waves beyond anything we have ever experienced.

Ayn Rand, author of Atlas Shrugged:

Capitalists with government help…the worst of all economic phenomenon.

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Written by MikeM

September 26th, 2009 at 12:02 pm

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  1. It's pronounced thuper.

    moogrogue

    26 Sep 09 at 6:09 am

  2. I am glad to see he has redirected his energy from the pursuit of ManBearPig to the pursuit of GreenCelebrityTaxCar.

    moogrogue

    27 Sep 09 at 11:29 am

  3. [...] internal combustion engine is illegal. It is also illegal to talk disparagingly about the imminent Fisker Automotive IPO, or billionaires from Tennessee. Source of new jobs: Self-congratulatory Tesla and Fisker [...]

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