MICHELLE OBAMA: Women are "crushed" by health care system
Do you think that “crushing” sensation may actually just be the tank track strapped around her torso? Also, how much longer are they going to let Bruno dress her?

Michelle and Bruno both favor the acquarium-algae fleece. NOTE: You are recommended not to stare directly at the fractal pattern on Michelle's "skirt," unless you’re Stephen Wolfram or you actually want your brain to explode.



