"Hilarious." – Daniel Hannan
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It’s pretty exhausting trying to keep track of what is legitimate criticism of President Obama and what is racial hatred. That’s why I developed this handy flow chart:
Written by Whattapundit
September 15th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
Posted in Funny Stuff and Satire
Tagged with barack obama, criticism, race, racism
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Hilarious! Brilliantly done. (Tragically sad though… cause it is too true.)
16 Sep 09 at 3:55 am
Really good job! Be careful Obama may want to hire you!
16 Sep 09 at 6:36 am
The turn of events in the last few days has been simply stunning. I wondered how the state-run portion of the media would deflect the fact that genuine opposition to big-government policies is out there.
It's all absolutely shocking. A million and and more people show up because they genuinely believe in small government, and they're all smeared with the same broad brush.
It's like the state-run media was just waiting for a chance to use their race trump card.
Unbelievable. But sadly believable.
16 Sep 09 at 12:59 pm
17 Sep 09 at 3:00 am
Looks racist to me.
17 Sep 09 at 8:11 am
Great Job! One proud American that is ready to give her life for the United State of America! I love my freedom loving people! "We the people" works! My name is Rosa, I came to the USA 34 years ago from the USSR, now I feel like I am in USSR again. We have a president who is a shmok! Please G-d help us all!
17 Sep 09 at 8:48 pm
Federal Government Health care is not a right and is not constitutional, the Republican Congress in 2003 that decided to subsidize private health insurers under Medicaid Advantage, which costs taxpayers an average of 13 percent more per beneficiary than the government-run program. The same Republican Congress passed the prescription drug benefit add-on to Medicare that President George W. Bush so enthusiastically championed, creating the largest expansion of the welfare state since LBJ’s “Great Society.”
And now the Republicans have announced from the Republican National Committee, a brand new “Health Care Bill of Rights for Seniors.”
Will it ever end.
Prescription Drug Benefit.
The final version (conference report) of H.R. 1 would create a prescription drug benefit for Medicare recipients. Beginning in 2006, prescription coverage would be available to seniors through private insurers for a monthly premium estimated at $35. There would be a $250 annual deductible, then 75 percent of drug costs up to $2,250 would be reimbursed. Drug costs greater than $2,250 would not be covered until out-ofpocket expenses exceeded $3,600, after which 95 percent of drug costs would be reimbursed. Low-income recipients would receive more subsidies than other seniors by paying lower premiums, having smaller deductibles, and making lower co-payments for each prescription. The total cost of the new prescription drug benefit would be limited to the $400 billion that Congress had budgeted earlier this year for the first 10 years of this new entitlement program. The House adopted the conference report on H.R. 1 on November 22, 2003 by a vote of 220 to 215 (Roll Call 669).
Marsha Blackburn Voted FOR this bill.
108-2 (Source: The New American, December 29, 2003)
Marsha Blackburn is my Congressman.
See her unconstitutional votes at : http://tinyurl.com/qhayna
18 Sep 09 at 2:20 pm
too funny, sad but true, but it is funny. Been called a racist for so long now by so many libtards it has no effect, I just tell them thank you & go on down the road.
18 Sep 09 at 2:27 pm
I don't know how you can call Medicare and Medicare Part D and "entitlement" program? My husband and I have had tax deductions for (yes,we do pay our taxes) Social Security almost our whole working lives. My husband still works full time, still pays into the SS system and also has to pay $300/month for his Medicare and Part D coverage. Some "entitlement"! Free health care sure is expensive. Idiot.
18 Sep 09 at 3:18 pm
Gold Jerry! Gold!
18 Sep 09 at 4:01 pm
I used the chart and found out that I'm racist….
18 Sep 09 at 4:12 pm
This is great….especially the "are you sure you're not white?"
18 Sep 09 at 5:18 pm
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18 Sep 09 at 7:09 pm
Even if you agree with Obama on issues you are still under the threat of the attack of racism. Just ask Bill Clinton or Geraldine Ferraro.
18 Sep 09 at 6:26 pm
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19 Sep 09 at 1:28 am
19 Sep 09 at 12:53 am
You are making this too difficult. It is much easier if we simply define all opposition to Obama as based in racism. It makes the statistical analysis of racism in America much easier also.
Here are the facts. Racism has been rising steadily over the last few months. In recent polls, President Obama's job approval number has dropped from 70% to 50%. This means the percentage of racists in this country has risen from 30% to 50% – a 67% increase in only eight months! Even more alarming, close to one out of two Americans are now racist. We have reached a tipping point. If this trend continues, the racists will soon be in a majority. Now, more than ever, we need the pundits, ex-presidents, and sages of the mainstream media to speak out.
19 Sep 09 at 3:47 am
The chart is not necessary. According to Newsweek article, whites are all racists by the time they are 6 months old . . .
19 Sep 09 at 5:11 am
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19 Sep 09 at 6:52 am
The racism card has always been held as a "fall-back" position in the Obama heirarchy. It is a last resort gambit, usually successfully because it can be uttered vehemently, with increasing passion from carefully orchestrated quarters. And if you can get an old fool like Jimmy Carter to reiterate the idea, why, gee, you're wining on the race card.
19 Sep 09 at 6:26 am
Whilst I think Obama is a shocker, I'm sure it's not because I'm a racist. I think he's bad news for the same reason I don't like the Clintons or Peter Singer.
On the govt funded medical system, why don't you Yanks just do what we do in Australia? It seems to work very well.
19 Sep 09 at 8:44 am
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19 Sep 09 at 10:06 am
Since I am black, how do I interpret this? Since the chart shows that I am obviously a racist, does that mean I am racist against black people or white people? Someone help me please because I need clarification. I would be sad to learn that a black person can be racist against black people just because they think he is a terrible president. But seriously, this is chart is so sadly true. God help our poor country.
19 Sep 09 at 9:15 am
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19 Sep 09 at 11:44 am
You have an ifinite loop at the questions: "Are you sure you're not white?" -> Yes -> "Are you sure you read the first question correctly?" -> Yes. You need a counter (I suggest to 3) that if they still say "yes" to reading the first question correctly then obviously they are Racist.
19 Sep 09 at 11:38 am
Thank you for distilling the phenomenon down into a clear diagram. Unfortunately, the Obamatrons of my acquaintance still can't figure it out…
19 Sep 09 at 11:42 am
How to determine if you’re a racist…
Thank goodness someone created an easy flowchart! Hat tip: Power Line……
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19 Sep 09 at 6:47 pm
This is pretty fucking stupid.
Most of the criticism of Obama is indeed from racists. Sorry that you don't want to acknowledge that, but it's true.
19 Sep 09 at 5:51 pm
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19 Sep 09 at 10:39 pm
This from my friend,——, a minister and psychotherapist:
Do you wonder what on earth makes paunchy old white guys like Glen Beck accuse our sharp, Harvard-educated consensus-building, moderate President of "reverse" racism against whites. There is NOTHING in his history or his policies that would give evidence for that. In psycho-jargon it's called “projection”. When you have feelings that you can't admit to, you project those feelings onto someone else – most often onto the very person who stirred the unacceptable feelings in you.
Projection is a common dysfunction, and can be observed often in family feuds, such as when an abusive husband accuses his wife of disrespect. What, after all, could be more disrespectful than his own abuse? Projection is not conscious, and so is not deliberate. The person who projects sincerely believes that what they say about the other person applies.
So these old white men have been unconsciously thinking, "Man, if my family and I had been treated the way we've treated Black folks for centuries, I sure would hate us. So here is this black guy with all this power, and well, of course he’s gonna use it for revenge. I would.” Hence the projection: Obama hates white people, because I would hate white people if I were Black.
But Obama is a better man than that, and, I might add, a truer Christian. He has more useful things to do than try to get revenge on anyone today for the injustices of the past. He would rather right past wrongs than continue them. If that sounds more like the Gospel message to you than anything Rush Limbaugh is promoting, take heed. Obama doesn’t hate any group. And neither does God.
I'm just sayen….
20 Sep 09 at 12:46 am
Youre damned if you do, damned if you don't, and racist either way … can't win …
20 Sep 09 at 1:10 am
This post has been linked for the HOT5 Daily 9/20/2009, at The Unreligious Right
20 Sep 09 at 1:17 am
Are You a Racist?…
We have discovered a wonderful flow chart to help you determine whether you are a racist! Brilliantly done by the moogrogue at MISSOURAH.com, it is called Obama Criticism Flow Chart.
Begin here: Do you disagree with President Obama? >>
No. I support …
20 Sep 09 at 3:13 am
Is there a reason the chart is WHITE??? (just kidding)
A Conservative Teach
20 Sep 09 at 2:23 am
I run a local newspaper in Carrollton, Texas titled The Global Exclaimer. I have a section I call "Pulling Weeds" subtitled "Caring for our cultural garden." Jimmy Carter's comments caused a piece to be written on this very topic, and I would like to use your graphic as an illustration. Do I have your permission to publish this graphic? I would give full credit, include copyright notification, etc.
Our paper is only 5 months old, it is a 20 page tabloid, and 7000 are printed and distributed each month. If you would like, I'd be happy to mail you a copy.
Thank you, and please let me know.
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20 Sep 09 at 8:00 am
Well played, sir. Well played.
20 Sep 09 at 7:53 am
Jennifer, thanks for being honest. The sad thing is I don't care what anyone says WE ARE ALL racist. Deal with it.
I DO YOU YOU ALL THOUGH.GOD IS GOOD
20 Sep 09 at 11:30 am
I meant to say LOVE
20 Sep 09 at 11:32 am
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21 Sep 09 at 1:30 am
OK, What, perzactly, is a "racist?" Despite the brilliant flow chart and the very serious demeanor of Jimmah "I'm still pissed off about 1980!" Carter, a clear-cut definition of "racism" has not been profered. BUT, the word is usually spoken vehemently and with conviction, so SOMEONE must know what it means!! Anyway, if just noticing – primarily by skin pigmentation – that a person is of another race, is that observation inherently racist? Well, if so, I plead guilty! (BTW, if Michael Jackson hated his own skin color so much that he did everything imaginable to become white, was he a racist?)
Isn't this all so g.d. silly? Pretty soon, however (and this might not be such a bad outcome after all!), the word itself will have zero "bite," zero pejorative meaning. Maybe we should try to neutralize some other currently very offensive words (and also some that are OFFICIALLY offensive) – such as "shit" (actually, we're getting there with that one), "fuck" (still a long way to go), "nigger" (whoops, isn't that RACIST?!?) – well, you get the idea.
Oh, here's a couple more that have lost almost all of their respective bite since both sides of the political aisle have taken then as their own in describing the other side/their opponents: "Nazi" and "fascist." Too bad that "socialist" and "communist" don't seem to engender as much angst as their lethal policies (killing hundreds of millions of people over the past 100 years, for example) would seem to dictate. Guess we're just not as sensitive in some directions as we are in others….
21 Sep 09 at 2:14 am
more republican, right -wing hate mail based as not understandable humor.
grow up, reptilicans.
21 Sep 09 at 3:14 am
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21 Sep 09 at 7:38 am
Oh, this is great! Guess I'm a racist pig…or is it the other way around??? Is HE, "the anointed one" a racist?!
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In the beginning (January 20, 2009, exactly at noon), was the Word and the Word was "Racist."
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21 Sep 09 at 4:20 pm
Have you noticed the only people crying racism are white peole? It is easy to focus on the non-issue than to really have true and respectful debate. from what I have read, there are some of you that really need and could use a civics lesson. I would gladly oblige anyone really searching for that elusive character trait called “common sense”. The issue(s) isn’t wheter you are or aren’t racist, the issue(s) will never matter when you all allow yourselves to be grouped so easily. don’t be a rebel without a cause(s).
21 Sep 09 at 9:40 pm
This flowchart is funny.
A Obama supporting friend of mine jokingly sent me an email tonight in which he called me a terrorist. I responded with a copy of the flowchart and wrote “Nah, just a racist”.
21 Sep 09 at 10:42 pm
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22 Sep 09 at 6:03 am
We were talking about Health Care a moment ago, and after a small-time Republican shot off his mouth and Jimmy Carter mentioned racism, that's all Republicans can talk about now! "They called me racist!" ("they" is a very broad brush stroke!)
That's some brilliant deflection!
Look, Wilson's not Racist, Obama's not Racist, and Carter has a long history of saying stupid stuff. Your attention to this fluff results in the defense of a horribly ineffective and expensive Health Care problem … my GRANDMOTHER debated this Topic in High School in 1944!! I debated it in 1995!! We're jumping on the bandwagon so we can continue to piss away money in a system we don't understand.
Keep a friggin' eye on the ball, for once! You guys are in the stands of a baseball game, uproaring about what the Hot Dog vendor is selling!
Ooh look, a shiny object … I'd better go chase it!
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22 Sep 09 at 9:55 am
Somewhere in that flow chart there needs to be some questions about whether folks want jobs or not and how their racist comments are only further distracting The One from getting around to focusing on the economy. Got Employment? Want Employment, Back Healthcare. NOW. Honestly, show me the brains. Wouldn't Obama have an easier crowd to please if more of them were employed? Oh, never mind, then there wouldn't be a huge group of people with nowhere else, but the government, to turn to for help.
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22 Sep 09 at 9:21 am
Democrat Race-Baiting Flow-Chart…
Larger image here.
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Brilliant! Where’s the T-shirt?
All of us “racists” need to take a page out of the
Jesse Jackson “Operation Push” playbook from 1985. Start boycotting the media and products that support the new American Socialist agenda. Kick the komerades where they live….in their wallets.
22 Sep 09 at 11:52 am
Exactly who am I racist against? The 50%, the 43.75%, or the 6.25% part?
22 Sep 09 at 10:53 am
Gee… I was in trouble from the get-go on this chart. I never even had a chance, since I'm a white Republican from the South. LOL…. Call me a racist all you want. It doesn't bother me. I don't refer to other people by derogatory terms based on the color of their skin… I refer to them by derogatory terms based on their character and personality… i.e., if you're an idiot, I call you an idiot. Mwahahahaha!
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I know I'm not racist because I only hate his white half.
24 Sep 09 at 5:07 am
Right on the $$$. Nice work!
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I feel it is a derogatory chart and a out right distraction to the policies at hand. So he is Black! That has not a thing to do with him being a Marxist, Liar, and a (Obamanation) (abomination) to our country…
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Do you support the Human race over the lowly smelt? If you support the human race over the smelt then you are a Racist. Welcome to the human race!
I'd rather be called a racist than a phony ploitician, atleast a racist stands for something
1 Oct 09 at 1:37 pm
That is the most racist flow chart I have ever seen
1 Oct 09 at 2:23 pm
"State-run media" = parroting Rush Limbaugh. Come up with your own ideas or you have no credibility.
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"Are you sure you're not white?" A question that could well be asked of our Commander in Chief, no?
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2 Oct 09 at 9:24 am
Wow – thanks for reminding me why I left the Republican party and have no plans to go back. A little self-awareness would go long way to becoming a viable opposition party again.
2 Oct 09 at 11:30 am
Wow, it is nice to see one place where people can go for solace if they are called "racist."
I wish the libtards could imagine the pain and injustice of being called "racist" all the time. They just don't want to admit that real Americans don't want to pay for the health care and education of all those lazy, shiftless poor people. And they won't admit that those lazy, shiftless poor people are mostly brown or black, and they prefer to live that way. And that we don't want our children playing with the children of those lazy, shiftless poor people. And we don't want to have to ride the bus with those lazy, shiftless poor people. Who happen to be mostly brown or black.
Can we help it if that's just the way it is? Those friggin libtards.
2 Oct 09 at 11:51 am
THIS IS RACIST TRASH. Wake up and smell the coffee you right-wingnut lunatics. You don't think 99.9% of the vitriol about Obama is due to racism??? GIVE ME A BREAK YOU IDIOTS
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2 Oct 09 at 9:04 pm
So only white people can disagree with Obama? Nope, not an ounce of racial issues here.
3 Oct 09 at 2:30 am
Well I'm black and also went to Harvard, and I think Obama is a complete idiot. He's flushing this country down the toilet. So where do I fall into this flow chart? You can't call me racist…
Oh and whoever did the stats on racism rising because of obama's approval rating drop needs to have his GED taken away. It's actually hilarious the level of stupidity in that comment and the majority of this chain.
3 Oct 09 at 5:17 am
"Most of the criticism of Obama is indeed from racists. Sorry that you don’t want to acknowledge that, but it’s true."
Hmmmmmmmm … my opposition to Obama couldn't have anything to do with:
1. Increasing the national debt to terrifying proportions …
2. Attempting to castrate our intelligence agencies which have done a darn good job in stopping terrorist attacks …
3. Substituting government ownership of private companies …
4. Close ties with criminal organizations like ACORN …
5. Attempting to take over the health care industry in spite of the face that more than two out of three Americans are happy with their system and do not want this change …
6. Ignoring our troops in Afghanistan along with General McCrystal while flying off to get the Olympics for Chicago-machine political buddies …
7. Clearing violating the Constitution by taking over such responsibilities as the cencesus, which is legally supposed to be impartial …
8. Surrounding himself with nut jobs and extreme left wing radicals – like Holdren, who says that everyone who doesn't believe in global wamring (me!) should be in prison …
9. Attempting to give benefits of every kind of people who are here illegally, as well as make them citizens – ignoring the wish of Americans, once again, who the last time this was tried were 87% against …
10 Attempting to pass Cap & Tax which will admittedly cause a $1700+ tax increase to the average family and raise energy costs by about $6000/year …
I could go on, but what's the point? I'm just a racist. There is no other reason I could possibly be against Obama and his gang of Marxists.
4 Oct 09 at 11:33 am
This is one of those things that I wish I'd thought of. Now that I'm declared a racist, do I have to report to a detention center somewhere or will they just shoot me?
Mr. Lucas Brice
4 Oct 09 at 4:09 pm
That is sadly amusing. It's a shame how a lot of things fit into the sadly amusing category these days.
12 Oct 09 at 6:47 pm
For those of you who obviously don't get it: this chart is not designed to show those who disagree with Obama that they are racist, it is a joke about the way these people are treated and how every disagreement is ignored and blamed on racism rather than being seen for what it really is–disagreeing with policies that are all together contrary to the US Constitution, punish citizens for success, and pander overwhelmingly to the minority race, sexual preference, religion, etc…. If I don't want to give my hard earned paycheck to someone who has chosen not to strive to provide for their own needs, that doesn't mean I'm racist just because the man who's idea it is to do so is black. The Dems are the one's who have made race an issue here, not the other way around. This presidency that everyone has touted as finally ending racism has actually pushed back race relations an incredible amount for the short time it has been going on. Dr. King said a man should be judged by his actions, not his skin color. He didn't say black people should be treated better because that makes us even for the past. See the difference? And Jamal from Harvard, despite thinking Obama is an idiot, your statement illustrates this misconception perfectly. Who decided that you had to white in order to be racist? Or even that you couldn't be racist against your own race? You're not even the only one on this chain that says "I'm black, I can't be racist." How does that make sense to anyone?
Matt in FL
20 Oct 09 at 9:15 am
According to Webster; RACISM – "program or practice of racial discrimination, segregation, persecution and domination". By my observation of current affairs over the last 200+ days of this CY the only attempts of segregation, persecution and domination I have seen have been from this current White House over our Nation.
I agree with the majority of the above comments which I read above, funny, sad, anger, truth etc. I hope we can all remember these feelings during upcoming elections. Remember our current state of affairs runs deeper than just one person, I believe the vast majority of "them" have forgotten who is in service of whom.
22 Oct 09 at 6:28 am
Dear rosa gershfeld,
Welcome to America! You seem to have learned quickly. How long must you stay?
P.S. "Shmuck" is generally used more commonly than "shmok," but you're probably too thrilled that you can now freely bash the President and not be thrown in jail rather than learning about our culture here.
25 Oct 09 at 12:26 am
Barack? Is that you? I think so because only you could post something this idiotic:
Welcome to America! You seem to have learned quickly. How long must you stay?
P.S. “Shmuck” is generally used more commonly than “shmok,” but you’re probably too thrilled that you can now freely bash the President and not be thrown in jail rather than learning about our culture here."
1 Nov 09 at 8:09 am
I didn't get very far at all. I guess I'm racist!
2 Nov 09 at 11:21 am
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2 Nov 09 at 12:22 pm
Never would have guessed that I am a racist. Patriot yes, but a racist?
2 Nov 09 at 1:41 pm
LOL — extremely funny and spot on accurate.
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10 Dec 09 at 1:55 pm
lol…what a bunch of southern idiots.
here's a nice simple test.
who here can't currently afford healthcare?
oh…no one? That's because you're all hypocrites.
leave the complex problems to the grown-ups, children.
2 Jan 10 at 5:59 pm
Very nice! Being in Information Services I can say that this flowchart was well done. Even a lib can understand it.
15 Mar 10 at 11:30 am
OBAMA IS 1/2 WHITE !!!!
WHY IS ALWAYS CONSIDERED BLACK ???!!!!!
WHERE IS THE RACISM THEN?
A WHITE PERSON CAN BE CRITICIZED. A PERSON OF COLOR CANNOT. WE ARE ALL PEOPLE AND FIND THAT THIS GENERATION ACCEPTS ALL OF US AS ONE PEOPLE.
IT IS ACTUALLY THE BLACK RACE THAT KEEPS BRINGING IT UP. YES, WE ARE SO SORRY THAT LIFE WAS HELL BACK THEN, BUT IT IS THE SAME FOR ALL RIGHT NOW. YOU ARE THE ONES MAKING THE CURRENT DIVIDE.
WE ARE SO VERY SORRY, YOU SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN TREATED THAT WAY, BUT NOT OUR FAULT, AND NOT OUR FAULT THAT BEGINNING SLAVES WERE SOLD BY THEIR OWN BLACK PEOPLE. HISTORY FOR REAL THAT YOU NEVER HEAR ABOUT.
I AM WHITE,BUT RAISED BY THE DEAREST BLACK WOMAN IN THE WHOLE WORLD. I LOVED HER MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF!!!
30 Mar 10 at 5:03 am
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13 Jun 10 at 5:12 pm
Imagine a Representative Republic that actually represented the "People"! http://AmericanVoice.Com
4 Aug 10 at 10:08 am
Too many forget that Medicaid was an experiment sold as a cost saving measure with Johnson's "War on Poverty".
Instead of Public Health Service clinics who saw everyone for basic health care and billed on a sliding scale based on income, lower income people could just take their "Medical Care Aid Card" to any local health provider and the provider would be paid by the newly formed Health Education and Welfare department. Now, HEW spends 90 cents on every dollar justifying not paying anyone. Health care providers are very averse to taking Medicaid assignment because the rates are low and the federal government takes six to eighteen months to pay.
How about getting the national health care concept back in the hands of a doctor? Give the Surgeon General an the Public Health Service in charge of public health care instea of office workers for HEW?
No matter how you TRY to spin it, a health insurance bill has nothing to do with "health care". Insurance is big business and not a medical skill but a statistical and actuarial skill.
19 Nov 10 at 6:41 pm
OK, this is the Fox News version.
How about an accurate one?
I’m about to do a flow chart of his genius-to-mor0n converter you know, tracking his brain functions when dealing with low-effort thinkers. Why do you think he stammers? We in the computer industry call it “lag”. Downshifting that far causes a speech impediment.
This will be FUNSIES.
Almost as fun as watching the GOP implode all over itself.
I’m laughing…just realized these are comments from ’09!
At this point in Bush’s term, he was just getting off VACATION and resetting the cruise control to “Halliburton”.
I wonder if these haters are STILL going to vote for Romney.
No, don’t ‘show-me’, I’ve had about enough, the chart worked.
with a side of functional congress, please.
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