"Hilarious." – Daniel Hannan
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It’s pretty exhausting trying to keep track of what is legitimate criticism of President Obama and what is racial hatred. That’s why I developed this handy flow chart:
Written by Whattapundit
September 15th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
Posted in Funny Stuff and Satire
Tagged with barack obama, criticism, race, racism
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So only white people can disagree with Obama? Nope, not an ounce of racial issues here.
3 Oct 09 at 2:30 am
Well I'm black and also went to Harvard, and I think Obama is a complete idiot. He's flushing this country down the toilet. So where do I fall into this flow chart? You can't call me racist…
Oh and whoever did the stats on racism rising because of obama's approval rating drop needs to have his GED taken away. It's actually hilarious the level of stupidity in that comment and the majority of this chain.
3 Oct 09 at 5:17 am
"Most of the criticism of Obama is indeed from racists. Sorry that you don’t want to acknowledge that, but it’s true."
Hmmmmmmmm … my opposition to Obama couldn't have anything to do with:
1. Increasing the national debt to terrifying proportions …
2. Attempting to castrate our intelligence agencies which have done a darn good job in stopping terrorist attacks …
3. Substituting government ownership of private companies …
4. Close ties with criminal organizations like ACORN …
5. Attempting to take over the health care industry in spite of the face that more than two out of three Americans are happy with their system and do not want this change …
6. Ignoring our troops in Afghanistan along with General McCrystal while flying off to get the Olympics for Chicago-machine political buddies …
7. Clearing violating the Constitution by taking over such responsibilities as the cencesus, which is legally supposed to be impartial …
8. Surrounding himself with nut jobs and extreme left wing radicals – like Holdren, who says that everyone who doesn't believe in global wamring (me!) should be in prison …
9. Attempting to give benefits of every kind of people who are here illegally, as well as make them citizens – ignoring the wish of Americans, once again, who the last time this was tried were 87% against …
10 Attempting to pass Cap & Tax which will admittedly cause a $1700+ tax increase to the average family and raise energy costs by about $6000/year …
I could go on, but what's the point? I'm just a racist. There is no other reason I could possibly be against Obama and his gang of Marxists.
4 Oct 09 at 11:33 am
This is one of those things that I wish I'd thought of. Now that I'm declared a racist, do I have to report to a detention center somewhere or will they just shoot me?
Mr. Lucas Brice
4 Oct 09 at 4:09 pm
That is sadly amusing. It's a shame how a lot of things fit into the sadly amusing category these days.
12 Oct 09 at 6:47 pm
For those of you who obviously don't get it: this chart is not designed to show those who disagree with Obama that they are racist, it is a joke about the way these people are treated and how every disagreement is ignored and blamed on racism rather than being seen for what it really is–disagreeing with policies that are all together contrary to the US Constitution, punish citizens for success, and pander overwhelmingly to the minority race, sexual preference, religion, etc…. If I don't want to give my hard earned paycheck to someone who has chosen not to strive to provide for their own needs, that doesn't mean I'm racist just because the man who's idea it is to do so is black. The Dems are the one's who have made race an issue here, not the other way around. This presidency that everyone has touted as finally ending racism has actually pushed back race relations an incredible amount for the short time it has been going on. Dr. King said a man should be judged by his actions, not his skin color. He didn't say black people should be treated better because that makes us even for the past. See the difference? And Jamal from Harvard, despite thinking Obama is an idiot, your statement illustrates this misconception perfectly. Who decided that you had to white in order to be racist? Or even that you couldn't be racist against your own race? You're not even the only one on this chain that says "I'm black, I can't be racist." How does that make sense to anyone?
Matt in FL
20 Oct 09 at 9:15 am
According to Webster; RACISM – "program or practice of racial discrimination, segregation, persecution and domination". By my observation of current affairs over the last 200+ days of this CY the only attempts of segregation, persecution and domination I have seen have been from this current White House over our Nation.
I agree with the majority of the above comments which I read above, funny, sad, anger, truth etc. I hope we can all remember these feelings during upcoming elections. Remember our current state of affairs runs deeper than just one person, I believe the vast majority of "them" have forgotten who is in service of whom.
22 Oct 09 at 6:28 am
Dear rosa gershfeld,
Welcome to America! You seem to have learned quickly. How long must you stay?
P.S. "Shmuck" is generally used more commonly than "shmok," but you're probably too thrilled that you can now freely bash the President and not be thrown in jail rather than learning about our culture here.
25 Oct 09 at 12:26 am
Barack? Is that you? I think so because only you could post something this idiotic:
Welcome to America! You seem to have learned quickly. How long must you stay?
P.S. “Shmuck” is generally used more commonly than “shmok,” but you’re probably too thrilled that you can now freely bash the President and not be thrown in jail rather than learning about our culture here."
1 Nov 09 at 8:09 am
I didn't get very far at all. I guess I'm racist!
2 Nov 09 at 11:21 am
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2 Nov 09 at 12:22 pm
Never would have guessed that I am a racist. Patriot yes, but a racist?
2 Nov 09 at 1:41 pm
LOL — extremely funny and spot on accurate.
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10 Dec 09 at 1:55 pm
lol…what a bunch of southern idiots.
here's a nice simple test.
who here can't currently afford healthcare?
oh…no one? That's because you're all hypocrites.
leave the complex problems to the grown-ups, children.
2 Jan 10 at 5:59 pm
Very nice! Being in Information Services I can say that this flowchart was well done. Even a lib can understand it.
15 Mar 10 at 11:30 am
OBAMA IS 1/2 WHITE !!!!
WHY IS ALWAYS CONSIDERED BLACK ???!!!!!
WHERE IS THE RACISM THEN?
A WHITE PERSON CAN BE CRITICIZED. A PERSON OF COLOR CANNOT. WE ARE ALL PEOPLE AND FIND THAT THIS GENERATION ACCEPTS ALL OF US AS ONE PEOPLE.
IT IS ACTUALLY THE BLACK RACE THAT KEEPS BRINGING IT UP. YES, WE ARE SO SORRY THAT LIFE WAS HELL BACK THEN, BUT IT IS THE SAME FOR ALL RIGHT NOW. YOU ARE THE ONES MAKING THE CURRENT DIVIDE.
WE ARE SO VERY SORRY, YOU SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN TREATED THAT WAY, BUT NOT OUR FAULT, AND NOT OUR FAULT THAT BEGINNING SLAVES WERE SOLD BY THEIR OWN BLACK PEOPLE. HISTORY FOR REAL THAT YOU NEVER HEAR ABOUT.
I AM WHITE,BUT RAISED BY THE DEAREST BLACK WOMAN IN THE WHOLE WORLD. I LOVED HER MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF!!!
30 Mar 10 at 5:03 am
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13 Jun 10 at 5:12 pm
Imagine a Representative Republic that actually represented the "People"! http://AmericanVoice.Com
4 Aug 10 at 10:08 am
Too many forget that Medicaid was an experiment sold as a cost saving measure with Johnson's "War on Poverty".
Instead of Public Health Service clinics who saw everyone for basic health care and billed on a sliding scale based on income, lower income people could just take their "Medical Care Aid Card" to any local health provider and the provider would be paid by the newly formed Health Education and Welfare department. Now, HEW spends 90 cents on every dollar justifying not paying anyone. Health care providers are very averse to taking Medicaid assignment because the rates are low and the federal government takes six to eighteen months to pay.
How about getting the national health care concept back in the hands of a doctor? Give the Surgeon General an the Public Health Service in charge of public health care instea of office workers for HEW?
No matter how you TRY to spin it, a health insurance bill has nothing to do with "health care". Insurance is big business and not a medical skill but a statistical and actuarial skill.
19 Nov 10 at 6:41 pm
OK, this is the Fox News version.
How about an accurate one?
I’m about to do a flow chart of his genius-to-mor0n converter you know, tracking his brain functions when dealing with low-effort thinkers. Why do you think he stammers? We in the computer industry call it “lag”. Downshifting that far causes a speech impediment.
This will be FUNSIES.
Almost as fun as watching the GOP implode all over itself.
I’m laughing…just realized these are comments from ’09!
At this point in Bush’s term, he was just getting off VACATION and resetting the cruise control to “Halliburton”.
I wonder if these haters are STILL going to vote for Romney.
No, don’t ‘show-me’, I’ve had about enough, the chart worked.
with a side of functional congress, please.
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